Idolatry.

They’re just saying that because the CEO said it, but what the Hell does he know? It’s not as if he’s in charge of the company!

Oh wait.

Considering the kinds of questions OP was asking, which group does it sound like he falls into?

Quit resigning and start disobeying, you cowards!

How far back do you have to go to find whales with fingernails/claws?

For the record (because I just looked it up, as I also have this problem): it’s ctrl+tab, but only if you enable “Ctrl+Tab cycles through tabs in recently used order” in Settings first.

They’re actually even nuttier, just a different kind.

¿Can U get… prrrreganté?

And everyone who helped cover up his crimes and those of his accomplices.

Or better yet, we could punish them in real life instead of engaging in fantasy.

I’ll use Dutch to clarify

!brandnewsentence

I now blame AOL for more than I had previously considered.

Look up the phrase “eternal September.”

2000 was better, though.

Those things are still top quality, for retrogamers looking for authenticity in how the pixel art in their old games gets rendered. High-quality CRTs need to be found a good home, not discarded.

Flash was also cancer that ruined web pages.

The reason Java Web Start wasn’t, was specifically because once you clicked on the link, it downloaded the app and started it as a real desktop application, with its own window and taskbar entry and whatnot. It didn’t rely on being embedded in HTML (I’m specifically not talking about Java applets, BTW – they sucked too) or manipulating the DOM for its UI; it could use Swing and have the same look and feel as a native application.

At this point, Canonical is so desperate that even if you try to use apt on the command line to install certain packages it’ll override it to install the snap version anyway:

$ apt search firefox

firefox/oracular,now 1:1snap1-0ubuntu6 amd64 [installed,automatic]
  Installs Firefox snap and provides some system integration

Shoulda been something more like Java Web Start.

to make pages run faster and better.

Huh, well that’s a funny way of saying “break the model of web page as document and fuck up the entire web!”

You can tell there ought to be substructures because he used comments to label the different groups. That’s a code smell right there.

That’s cool, except that the LEGO kit it goes with is apparently designed for education (as in, marketed to schools) and therefore expensive and hard to find.